Dear Lily and Fatass,
I know you are cats but seriously there is a whole bed here. You HAVE to sit on my paper? I need to read this cats, and out of the whole bed you choose to sleep on the important papers.
What is it with you cats and fucking paper?
If it’s not paper, it’s my work pants. WHY DO YOU INISIT ON SLEEPING ON MY WORK PANTS?
I will never know, because you are cats.
Love,
Melanie
