January 2010
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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“Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food....”
– Dwight Schrute
Jan 30th
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Listenandrewian: The Doors — Touch Me “I’m gonna love...
Jan 30th
424. It's pronounced twenty-ten.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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In entertainment law class, while discussing what...
Professor: Give us an example of something that you would consider to be obscene.
Student: A guy walking down the street naked.
Professor: Okay class, do you agree and consider that obscene?
Class: *most hands go up*
Professor: Alright. So what about if it was a woman walking down the street naked?
Class: *only a few hands go up*
Professor: I see how it is. If it's a naked guy, your hands shoot right up because that's obscene, but if it's a woman, you're sitting there thinking 'well...is she fat?'
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Listenmcskinney: jolienoire: Fall Out Boy, Grand...
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Howard Zinn, historian who challenged status quo,... →
This guy wrote the book for my History of Modern America class. Mr. Gangley met him a bunch of times. He is pretty much a baller, and always writes about the things americans fucked up as well as accomplished. RIP dude.
Jan 28th
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"At what point does CPR become necrophilia?"
- Doug Wilson
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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CLITS THAT NEED A SERIOUS GOING OVER
doomriver: kingdouche: “These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth.” lol » http://www.viceland.com/nl/v1n1b/htdocs/eating_pussy.php This article is hilarious. every man should read this The headings. Are so crude...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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'Just Say Me'
Wow Breanda Hampton, when I thought you couldn’t make teens any more uncomfortable watching this show with there parents, you prove me wrong again. The episode was about fucking girls masturbating. The whole thing. And masturbating instead o having sex with guys. And whether or not masturbating was a sin. And all that shit. Why the hell would any girls go around chanting Just Say Me as in...
Jan 27th
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Deej: Do you guys ever realize how annoying alan is sometimes when he's sober?
Me: yeah but you can stop right after sometimes
Jan 27th
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“Oh yeah I just remembered last night Zach baught a dim off me with a check. In...”
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
my new project:
date the kid Matt who ahs been in all three of my history classes this semester. I’m im love. And he know mad people I know.
Jan 26th
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“I’m just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing...”
– Jim Halpert
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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“Good people drink good beer”
– Hunter S Thompson (via: malty)(via beeriety)
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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WatchWatch
OMG. So funny.
Jan 25th
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igotyourmoney:txtsfrmlstnght: (630): You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell.. Awesome.
Jan 25th
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Listenpetitesouris: constantflux: Daft Punk - Around...
Jan 25th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
J. K. Rowling (88) Eminem (26) Tegan & Sara (16) Jim Dale (11) Kid Cudi (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Saturday
So. Went to Boston with Kellie and her friend Jamie & met up with Jackie. Got F’s on our report card, didn’t even need them. Went to some Mexican place where Jamie knew the bartender. Got three drinks each. Only paid for one each. Then Cottonwood where we got two pitchers of MArgaritas. There were four of us. Excellent. Pukefests in the Cottonwood bathroom hahaha. Went to the...
Jan 25th
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Tweet the classics.
Kafka, The Metamorphasis: Boy turns into giant cockroach in his sleep and dies a couple weeks later.
Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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The Office, duh
Michael: Cafe Disco is dead but I can still hear the music in my head.
Creed: I hear it, too, Boss.
Jan 23rd
I love how my mom wakes up just to check my...
kumquatandapricot: Okay Mom. Annoying as fuck right? Especially when you come home not drunk and they try and smell your breath. I get offended. Hahah.
Jan 23rd
cause im druuuuunk
izzyoh: juliamphetamine: A - AVAILABLE: hmm. yrhhhh B - BIRTHDAY: 12/9/89 C - CRUSHING ON: that half naked dude from New Moon D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Bud light E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Jess F - FAVORITE SONG: right now push it salt n peppaaa G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS:bears, unless the sour worms H - HOMETOWN: lunenburg mass I - IN LOVE WITH: ellios pizza J - JUGGLE: no way K -...
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