December 2009
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The Office, duh
Michael: Jim, Jim....
Jim: What is it?
Michael: That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it an orange-vod-juice...ka.
Jim: Wow, that is delicious.
Michael: Yeah.
Jim: Can't believe no ones thought of that.
Michael: I know.
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Anth: I think you would get along with her-
Me: Umm shes-
Anth: A whore. Yeah.
Me: She's just the most insecure attention seeking person ever, but she seems cool.
Anth: I'm glad you can recognize that too.
Short Story by JohnWilkes'Tooth.
johnwilkestooth:
They sat across from each other, those two, idly looking around at the furniture, the newspaper, the trinkets that meant nothing, anything as long as they didn’t have to look at the other.
“How’s your coffee?” he said to her. “Good.”
She spit the words from her mouth with what was an obvious disgust for anything that came from his.
“So have anything planned for today?”...
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Hmm. Finally reading this shit.
“You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha...
Nick Cannon says Eminem is racist for lyrics... →
This is more for my use than anyone elses. Which it should be because this is my motherfucking blog ain’t it?
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Advice
juliedlt:
mikediamond:
Don’t do shrooms and watch Avatar.
sounds like the best thing ever.
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Peter Jackson to adapt sci-fi series Mortal... →
I love Peter Jackson.Check out his picture its almost unrecognizable.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
J.K. Rowling (59)
The Kingston Trio (16)
Philip Pullman (13)
Eminem (13)
Kid Cudi (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“Forget it. I’m done trading. I’ve got enough food to open a chain of...”
– Sawyer
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Last night
was the best night of 2009.
<3 the Hotel Valliere
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i miss last xmas eve
when while my parentents did their church and friend thing i got to go to dans and feel like part of a legit family. my fammoily is the only one who doesnt do anything on xmas eve and its so fucking boring and i dont even have any weed. kill me.
last christmas was amazing and i miss dans family sososososossooo much. his mom sent me an xmas card. i dunno its just weird to know they are all chillen...
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meow: formsprings are fun! is there more to your life than just smoking?
hahaha yeah there is. i love movies and theatre and i do a lot of arts and crafts when im chillen. smoking for me ahs just become like a thing i do, i dunno. obv i party a lot and drink with the rest of them. i do spend a lot of time listening to HP on cd and playing mahjong or chill with my cats. i also love reading mad...
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" meow: i heard there was an xmas party in your...
why i do love when people formspring me.
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OMFGFORMSPRIUNG REPLYS WOAHAHA
meow: yo, i heard you work at the border as a hostess, I’m pretty sure you’ve sat me there at least a few times./end being a stalker.
hahahaha um I’m usually high at work or distracted but whoever this is holla next time you go in and be like hey im from tumblr and it can be all weird and awkward like.
meow: I’d holler, over and over again.
hmm. thanks bro!
Going with...
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Awesome
mcskinney:
Mom walked in on me singing Last Christmas.
talk about awkward.
Definatlley a MLIA. MY Life Is Awesome.
Or, YLIA, your life is awesome. whatever
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I love my coworkers.
Everyone has a stocking hung up at work for everyone to put cards and gifts and mints and shit into.
Some one made my day by giving everyone a nip in their stocking!
I got a Bacardi Lemon mmmmmm
formspring
the only reason i hate it is probably because no one writes in mine hahahahhaha
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Last Night
Magical.
Highlights:
AVATAR! Obviously, illenest move I’ve seen in a while
the remote control toy firetruck Bren found and hassled everyone with during pong, and it later became the moving ashtray
shooting cans with bbguns inside the house
me and Josh carring the giant futon out the cellar through the bulkhead in the house and to the living room mad shitfaced just so we would have...
“Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for...”
– Aldous Huxley
I act like shit don't phase me, inside it DRIVES...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
J.K. Rowling (138)
Jim Dale (83)
Philip Pullman (37)
Eminem (12)
Kid Cudi (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“Yeah little dude your good at reading shit aren’t you?”
– Dad, to my 5 year old cousin.
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Storm
DJ: My friend Storm came over the other day..
Me: Storm?
DJ: He's Native American
Me: OHH that makes sense
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xmas type things
Going to work early to stuff my coworkers stockings. I got the Jell-o for Laura, toys for Carolyn, and some crayons for Erica so she can have something for Leighton to do when I babysit him. I got all the hostesses and Gil these cute little stuffed animals at Michaels. I speant over 4 bills there yesterday. Ballin. I made mad ornaments and am in the process of painting another birdhouse for mum...
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Kid Cudi - Soundtrack 2 My Life
“I got 99...
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District 9
somethingintellectual:
Out on DVD today. Go rent/buy it.
This movie is AWESOME
so sriously. do it.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ANTHONY!
Miss you.
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alexc1ted:
ohhtalaga:
I am so jealous of the people on the east coast and their damn snow storm. I WANT SOME SNOW :( But nope, California just has to be a lovey 78 degrees.
we’re supposed to get 7 inches over night.
I have heard where im at is supposed to get thirteen inches, but ive also heard 4 in, and 7-8 inches, and I don;t even see anny damn snow on the ground the fucking...
bgb funny gift ideas
carolyn - mcdonalds toys
laura - jello
thats al for now. im retarded.
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KID CUDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kaayleeen:
No but I actually really do love him.
HIS NEW CD IS BOMB!!!!
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meow
The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot, and treat them just the same.”
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.
Get Sorted Now!
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Haiku
breaking up this roach
reminds me of husking corn,
a gold prize inside